(An account of how I realized the hard work by those men and women who help the Election Commission of India uphold the Democratic rights of the Indian Citizen)
I am trying to drift into a sleep, a much deserved sleep, even if I say so myself, after a day or two of non-stop activity, combined with reckless travelling and back breaking workload not to mention the minimalistic resources and the awful planning by higher officials, having been part of the Election to the Kerala’s Legislative Assembly 2011. I wish I open the eyes and there was a group of smart, cute, smiling kingfisher air stewardesses in their eye-catching red outfit in all their eye-popping splendor offering me a drink from the king of good times to slow down my heartbeat of anxiety, remove that fatigue from every joint and help me get into a deeper slumber rather than keep running the same old incidents in my mind. Anyway, I am on the Duranto Express, which very much was heaven on wheels compared to what I had been through the past 48 hours or so and am not complaining as my mind races again through the events with sleep clearly evading me.
Objective 1: Sneak into Kerala somehow
April 11th 2011
The deputy Collector’s assurances sounded rock solid and I had remained at home in Chennai hoping my election duty will be cancelled at the last moment ‘at all costs’ which as you can see didn’t happen and I was watching a nightmare unfold in front of me after he tendered his ‘apologies’. Kudos to the election commission for planning Election Day (April 13th 2011) before a long weekend with Dr. Ambedkar’s birthday, Vishu – Malayalam New Year, celebrated with a fervent zeal by Keralites and Mahaveer Jayanthi, everything from Bullock carts to Aircrafts running across the border to Kerala were literally overflowing with people. Driving the car would turn out to be a rather expensive affair and it all looked pretty hopeless. Finally it was decided I take a train to Coimbatore and then proceed with whatever transportation available – Train, Bus, Foot across the border into Kerala at whatever time possible. The non AC compartments in day time trains ran quite empty though they get filled somehow with desperate people like me at the last minute and I managed to secure a seat. There started one of my toughest journeys in the hot, humid, sultry heats amidst the cries of babies, laughs of huge families whose Idea of a picnic seemed to be inside this hot tin can of a compartment and relentless hawkers and vendors in my quest to be part of the election rather than court arrest!
The train reached Coimbatore junction and I rushed to get tickets to give a shot in travelling by the general compartment to cover the 90 minutes or so journey that same night rather than staying at friend’s place and taking the first bus out in the morning as initially planned. The queue was almost non-existent that it was a breeze getting the ticket but the storm was waiting for me at the Platform, the train arrives and people rush from everywhere as if they were a swarm of bees attacking with a vengeance the General Compartments as I stand there taking the scene inside slowly difficult to digest it seeing my idea of travelling by general compartment disintegrate until the train started leaving the platform. I decided it is futile to wait for the next train and boarded the reserved compartment without a valid ticket.
Quite expectedly there were a couple of dozen of people like me all over the train and the Ticket Examiner was already out sniffing for us. He came to me and asked for ticket and I showed and he was quite visibly irritated, a female foreign tourist (probably French) comes into view, book in hand, and matters take turn for the worse. The examiner started flexing his muscles on me and proving to her who was really in charge there. After all attempts of pacifying him with soft, carefully framed, phrased, polite words fail as a last ditch effort I pull my wallet, take out the SBT ID card and Election duty order and flash it explaining I am on my way for conducting election duty in a scream to be heard over the noise of train and the examiner’s voice and the situation beautifully takes a turn for the better. He examines it and allows me to stay there repeating that I should get down at Palakkad and leaves. Heaving a sigh of relief I lean on to the wall, though I was curious to find what book she was reading leaning on the other side and secretly wished to find if she really was French as I guessed (as I love many things French!) but the tiredness got the better of me and I rather played statue.
A friendly Autorickshaw finally helped me reach my objective for the day as I lay flat on my bed at my home in Palakkad in the State of Kerala.
Objective 2: Reach Government High School, Mannarkad – Constituency make-shift Polling HQ – ALIVE
April 12th 2011
The most difficult part of staying alone was not food, not clothing and definitely not shelter rather waking up in the morning. Mom used to call me up a dozen times to wake me up for Office even at 0800 hrs and today I was supposed to report at a place called Mannarkad about 35 kms from Palakkad enroute Kozhikode. The buses plying between despite being some of the fastest I have travelled in any part of the world takes more than an hour to make it there thanks to the curvy roads and a couple of hair pin bends. So if I were to report by 0900 hrs there as per order I will have to board by at least 0800 hrs and I wasn’t up until 0700 hrs!
Somehow I managed to get my act together and made a dash to KSRTC stand (Kerala State Run Transport Corporation) where they park those red color painted buses which we recognize from movies and media. It has become almost part of the Kerala tradition. Finding the bus wasn’t a problem, most buses had boards written in Malayalam, English and Tamil too, even without them it was easy to find, the ‘ka’ in Malayalam is similar to Tamil and the ‘de’ in Kozhikode is similar to ‘da’ in Hindi/Sanskrit so I never confused it with Kollam or Kottayam, other popular Kerala locations starting with the ‘ka’ syllable.
So some few kilometers into the journey and there is a deafening sound from the wheels and my worst fears that I harbored right from the time the sound was feeble came true and very soon the bus was parked and declared broken down. And there I was stranded with a heavy bag slinging on my shoulder waiting for any mode of transport that would take me to Mannarkad.
Few minutes later another one of those red buses appear in the horizon and everybody gets into position like the same swarm of bees and I was merely looking at them without the slightest idea of how to be part of the attack. Before I realized the bus was full, almost tilting to one side with weight and ready to start and I was still on the road. While the conductor was trying to close the door I frantically ran flashing my card again crying election. The word caught a mob that was busy getting refunds and came to my rescue, they literally carried me and my bag and dumped me into the bus and locked the door without the slightest regard to the fact that I ended up almost sitting on the latch of the door inside.
The bus started slowly with the engine struggling to pull and the body of the bus creaked and tweaked under heavy weight. I didn’t realize the significance of being seated in the latch with my back to the door and my hands in front flying mid air with nothing significant to hold to, literally throwing my whole weight on the door, until the bus took one of the sharper curves. It was not just me but another four passengers like me with nothing to hold on to and every time the bus took a right curve, the latch was operated under my weight automatically, I realized should the latch open the effect would be catastrophic to me above all which sent a chill down my spine. I threw my left hand outside and grabbed the outer latch in position so that it doesn’t open. I had pinned my life to God and a communist state’s worker’s workmanship on a bus door latch.
What an Irony! Comrades of the Marxist revolution in Soviet Union were not allowed to profess their faith and they were pampered by the Unions so their work was shabby and lacked quality as far as I remember from History. It was more or less similar here in Kerala. But finally my belief and determination saw me through Objective 2 Alive only to be bothered by more objectives!
Objective 3: Reach Poll Booth with all equipments, life and body parts intact
The huge school premises housing a number of buildings which on any normal day would harbor many young, mischievous boys and girls and teachers was teeming with old men and women, proud of their contribution to the country in setting the election machinery ticking. I ran to meet my Presiding Officer (the immediate reporting authority for us Polling Officers) and found much to my happiness that he wasn’t expecting me to turn up earlier. We teamed up with the other two polling officers and were marching to collect our assigned Booth’s machine, voter’s list, register and the stuff with which elections these days are carried out with. Later we were assigned a mini-bus (the ones that looks like a cross between a Bus and a Van with their all powerful engine and short turning radius) along with three other teams to three other booths all up a small hill en route a tourist destination called Silent Valley! A colleague literally said ‘an eerie silence prevails like everything was dead’ and hence the name and I was already wishing I was only dreaming.
We were assigned with one armed police officer who carried a self loading rifle from the Colonial era I suppose, another officer called the Route Officer who showed us the route and held keys of the ‘sanitized’ Polling Booths and the driver. Everyone were discussing animatedly in Malayalam about the local population. I was told that most are tribal people but I was assured there were no Maoists and most of them were educated. I was assured no ambush would happen only after seeing the police officer dozing off midway.
I had made one serious miscalculation though. The real risk was not a Maoist ambush rather the road itself, which simply didn’t exist. Many Kerala friends would dispute this telling Kerala is one state where road connects almost every village, well that’s because a dictionary definition of a road differs from their definition. The driver was riding on small boulders at highways speeds, quite literally, either he was reimbursed quite handsomely by the government or he didn’t own the bus or both. The shake was so hard that I visualized everything from the steering wheel come off to the police officer’s rifle fire accidentally by the shake. Thankfully nothing untoward happened and our objective was achieved in a no nonsense way. A line of appreciation to the Election Commission of India though, none of the equipments were at any risk at any point in the journey, they were so thoughtfully designed anticipating Indian Conditions!
Objective 4: Get the Polling booth and ourselves in shape!
Now the makeshift polling booth was originally a Village Office. The Padavayal Village Office, as it was known, had two office rooms, a store room for files and UPS and a toilet. There was a well outside to draw water from and some trees in a neatly laid out compound. The overall structure was nowhere near to what can be described as a voter-friendly-booth, so we had to set out on making it one. There was a Police Constable posted there already prior to our arrival and we were told a female clerk would join us in the morning to help identify women wearing Burqas. So we started off with rearranging the desks in various positions barricading the flow of the voter’s queue, positioned the ballot unit enclosed and hidden from plain view and separate places for the Officers and the agents to be seated. The notices, entry/exit signboards, the polling/presiding officer’s name boards and ID cards, etc were also readied. And by the time we finished it was already dusk.
All work on a summer day makes anyone a Sweaty guy! So we were thinking on how to bathe. There was a well but the water was kind of deep since it was a small hill and we were already exhausted that no one was prepared to haul water from it. That is when we heard about the river running just behind our building from a rather brave kid who definitely knew swimming; the news sure sent my stomach churning! Water bodies always invoked that despite trying to getting used to it.
Keralites no matter where they were born and brought up, whether from the hilly terrains of Munnar or the backwaters of Alappuzha or the coastal cities of Thiruvanathapuram or the Urban landscape of Ernakulam, took a strong liking to water bodies. And before I know everyone had equipped themselves to wade into the river. And I had no option but to follow suit. The water was cool and clear, currents were low and depths knee high at most parts so I also took to the fun at close to 2000 hrs into the evening. After a refreshing bath we treated ourselves to a sumptuous dinner of Parathas and Egg curry and it was time to retire for the night.
The households in and around the village office were kind enough to share some mats and sheets and we also had equipped ourselves rather well having been instructed to that effect earlier. Only then we realized that the arrangements we had so painstakingly done were to be undone for us to sleep and we did exactly the same. Anticipating the big Election Day we retired for a quiet night sleep on borrowed mats. Objective reached.
Objective 5: Conduct Election!
April 13th 2011
The presiding officer was an early riser; he was up by 0400 hrs and was bathed and ready by 0500 hrs when he woke us up. We lazily took to the same river. With no daylight we switched to our lights from mobile phones which glistened in many of the frogs’ and tadpoles’ eyes. The grass leading up to the river were covered with the morning dew and before we took the feet to the water it was dripping wet. The super cool water and the chilled up morning air sans pollution were great refreshers. By the time we were back at the booth the police company that were to do security patrol along the hill were there, including the uniformed little female constable, now we all know women go gaga over uniformed men just realized same can be said about men! :) Shortly the Polling agents from various political parties were there to witness the Mock poll and sealing of the control unit.
The election started off smoothly, though I was first polling officer I was assigned the job of resetting the ballot unit and applying indelible ink because of my incognizance of the vernacular language. The crowd wasn’t anything huge, the population density was controllable and we even had time in between for snacks, breakfast and lunch as the election progressed. I had to help few elderly people and other first time voters; the latter enjoyed more enthusiastic responses especially the fairer gender for obvious reasons! :)
Around 1500 hrs some 2 hours to end time we get a shocker! The register in which we had collected the voter signature/thumb impression we ought to have filled the voter ID card number. We hadn’t been informed and now it was too late. But still since it was conveyed from no less than the Returning Officer we decided to finish it off, I already had this guilty feeling of not being able to play polling officer 1 in here so I took up the task head on. The others offered to read it to me and I wrote and we were able to complete in under an hour or two, well before end time.
Finally it was time to seal everything. Wax and a small wooden seal with a brass tip bearing a symbol of the presiding officer were used. There were about thirty or so covers with various headings into which went in different registers, unused ballot papers, etc and the control unit and ballot unit were themselves locked in the box they came with and tagged shut and the ends of the tag sealed on a cardboard bearing the name of the booth and the constituency. It was fascinating to watch how the election across such a huge geographical area is being conducted so very orderly.
After making sure that the equipments are all accounted for we pack our own bags and wait for the mini bus to arrive to take us to the HQ at Mannarkad. A LDF and UDF volunteer stood with us to see us off to make sure the machines are not tampered with by the other. A short time later the bus arrived packed with people and equipments from the other three booths and we didn’t get the option to choose our seats and had to take whichever was available to survive the return journey over boulders. The police jeep gave us a brief escort until the start of the Ghat road and waved us off.
The descent was worse than the ascent the previous day as I was sitting on the very last bench with nothing to hold. Sitting in the middle of the whole bench I had a panoramic view of the road through the windshield. That was until the hairpin bends arrived. Seated at the very end I didn’t get a view of the fence and every time the bus took a turn I was left staring at the blank open some hundreds of meters above mean sea level. It was as if the bus was taking a plunge into the abyss for those few minutes it undertook the turn and the fact that I was not in control of it made my stomach churn again. The only seat that was empty was near the police officer and I took it after much persuasion by my mind.
We reach the head quarters and the situation was not anywhere near pleasant. There were no clear instructions available and the crowd was getting really irritated when turned away from the collection centre for want of something. Thankfully our presiding officer was an experienced hand and he handled it exceptionally well and we deposited all the stuff in the first attempt though he had to suffer a ‘lost-and-found’ drama with his shoes in the sea of a crowd.
Finally we boarded a bus to take us back to Palakkad and this time an unfriendly autorickshaw took me to my home and demanded higher wages. With no strength left to fight I give in and reach home. The ground floor tenant’s wife who happens to be some official in the Government’s Health department also returned from polling duty and after a brief, excited talk about the election (she did all the talking!) I go upstairs and lie down dead tired without even locking the door.
Objective 6: Reach Home in Chennai.
April 14th 2011
The next day I wake up quite leisurely. Board a bus to Coimbatore as every direct transport from Palakkad to Chennai starts only from evening. Had to stand all the way till Coimbatore and get down at Ukkadam. Then I board a city bus which was comfortable, thanks to Senthamizhil Maanadu @ Kovai, the roads and public properties went in for a makeover. After reaching the station I waited patiently in the queue for the ticket only to be turned away to another counter. Cursing the person who very confidently directed me there and lack of any notice board I take my place in the next queue. As soon as I reach the counter the lady there promptly closed saying lunch time. I either had to wait there for her to finish the lunch or lose my position. I decided to wait and finally was rewarded with the ticket which I used to board the train with and now am day dreaming the whole nightmare.
Now the government compensated us for the service rendered. I was given INR 500 for doing this which incidentally was INR 100 lesser than Duranto’s ticket cost. Not much of a deal to me given that I have a history of spending more than what I earn or to phrase it better earn lesser than what I intend to spend. But what strikes me is how people go on doing this despite the low wages, high responsibility and other difficulties associated with it. Why wouldn’t they protest and do a civil disobedience thingy? Maybe fear of an Iron fist, lack of unity or maybe it was A SHEER PLEASURE IN SERVING THE COUNTRY. I think it’s the pleasure. Will I do it another time? YES given a chance for we are not called to serve the country often!
Democracy, often taken for granted, is a commodity that is in severe shortage in many parts of the globe as is evident from the Arab Spring revolution and years of Chinese Oppression. I am allowed to write this, I am allowed to speak, criticize even those who rule me and be myself. We should realize all this is a gift and not a mere service that is being rendered for paying taxes!
Jai Hind!